I’m an enigma. I have the soul of a ten year old obese boy right now.
oh no oh no oh no i missed work and i did it on purpose but i didnt think i’d really do that to myself i turned off my phone what am i doing im so fired. WUTDOIDO
im honestly so ready to show up that horse faced lookin’ uncurved wears a bombshell bra tacky coke whore. I. M. SO. MUCH. BETTER. AT. LIFE.
Babby just keyed my car with a twig
am i listening to the muppets…
babbies r scary. thx blueberry beignet
oh and a “cb-6000”
why am i on chat roulette with a man in a dress. and a diaper.
i want to disappear into a black hole just real quick so my second job can forget about me. googling “how to quit a job over the phone/email”
Trying to go to the bathroom to pee but my leg is dead asleep and will not move I’m so close to the toilet I’m about to pee on myself oh ok I can bend my knee now cya